13 More Halloween Jokes

By M Ryan Taylor on May 24, 2008 | In Random Fun | Send feedback »

  1. Do monsters eat popcorn with their fingers? 
      No, they eat their fingers separately.
  2. LITTLE MONSTER: I don’t like my teacher.
      MUMMY MONSTER: Well then, just eat your salad.
  3. Why did the zombie stay in his coffin? 
      He felt rotten.
  4. Why do skeletons play the piano? 
      They don’t have organs.
  5. Who is the best dancer at a monster party? 
      The boogie man.
  6. Why don’t zombies have trouble getting dates? 
      They can usually dig someone up.
  7. What is a Mummie’s favorite type of music? 
      Wrap!!!
  8. Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town?
      Because they don’t have any body to go out with…
  9. Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
      They’re so wrapped up in themselves.
  10. What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
      Dead ends.
  11. What is a vampire’s favorite mode of transportation?
      A blood vessel.
  12. What type of dog do vampire’s like the best?
      Bloodhounds.
  13. What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
      A stake sandwich.

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