13 Final Halloween Jokes

By M Ryan Taylor on May 24, 2008 | In Random Fun | Send feedback »

  1. What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
      A trombone.
  2. What do birds give out on Halloween night?
      Tweets.
  3. What did Dracula say when he kissed his vampire girlfriend?
      Ouch.
  4. How do monsters tell their future?
      They read their horrorscope.
  5. What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
      Hope it’s Halloween.
  6. What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
      A pumpkin patch.
  7. What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
      Pumpkin pi.
  8. What happened to the guy who didn’t pay his exorcist?
      He was repossessed.
  9. How does a girl vampire flirt?
      She bats her eyes.
  10. Why did the headless horseman go into business?
      He wanted to get ahead in life.
  11. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? 
      A neck-tarine.
  12. What is worst than a hungry vampire?
      A thirsty vampire.
  13. What is a monsters favorite flavor of jam?
      Boo-berry.

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