13 Halloween Jokes

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Why don’t angry witches ride their brooms?
They’re afraid of flying off the handle.
Where do ghosts go shopping for clothes?
Booooooooo-tiques.
What goes "Ha Hah Hah", thud?
A zombie laughing its head off.
What do you get if you cross a snowman with Dracula?
Frostbite.
What did the girl tombstone say to her boyfriend?
Stop taking me for granite!
Why don’t mummies like to take a break?
They are afraid to unwind.
Why are mummies so vain?
They are always wrapped up in themselves.
Why do ghosts make bad liars?
Because you can see right through them!
What do ghouls wear on their face?
Spooktacles.
What do skeletons say before eating?
Bone Appetit!
What do witches look for in a hotel?
Broom service.
What did the philosophical ghost ask his friend?
Do you believe in people?
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice cream.

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